Here's an abstract from a blook:
Dear whoever is reading my dumb diary,
Are u sure you're SUPPOSED to be reading somebody else's DIARY? MaYbE I told you that you could, so thats OkAy. But if you Are someone 4rm another UNIVERSE,I did NOT give you PERmiSSion,so STOP it.
IF you are my `PAREntS,then YES .i KnoW that i am Not alllowed To CalL other people IDOTS anD DIPWADS and BLONDWADS anD HALF-WITS-AND TURDS and all i did'nt actually "CALL"them anything.......
I WROte.If u punish me 4 it,then i will knoe that you READ MY DIARY!!!!!,which i am n NOT giving u permission to do so.
NO, by the power vested in me, I do promise that everything in this diary is true,or,at least,as true as i think it needs 2 be........
SIGneD:>>******<<
